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Movies, A-E Movies, F-J Movies, K-N
Movies, O-S Movies, T-Z
No, these are not all the movies I’ve ever seen, just all the movies I’ve written about. And yes, old movies ARE better than new movies.
Movies, A-E Movies, F-J Movies, K-N
Movies, O-S Movies, T-Z
Take Me Out to the Ball Game (1948)
Take Shelter (2011)
Taken for a Ride (1996)
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
The Tale of the Fox (1937)
Tales Beyond Madness (2018)
The Tall Stranger (1957)
The Tall Target (1951)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Tank Girl (1995)
Taoism Drunkard (1981)
a/k/a Drunken Wu Tang
a/k/a Miracle Fighters 3
Tár (2022)
Targets (1968)
Tarzan the Ape Man (1932)
Tarzan and His Mate (1934)
Tarzan Escapes (1936)
Taxi (1932)
Team America: World Police (2014)
Ted and Venus (1991)
Teenage Zombies (1960)
Teenagers from Outer Space (1959)
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
10 Days in a Madhouse (2015)
10 Rillington Place (1970)
The Tenant (1976)
Tenebrae (1982)
The Terminal Man (1974)
The Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terror Above the Sunset Strip (2024)
Terror in the Midnight Sun (1958)
a/k/a Invasion of the Animal People
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
That Dangerous Age (1949)
a/k/a If This Be Sin
That Guy Dick Miller (2014)
Thelma & Louise (1991)
Them! (1954)
There Are No Fakes (2019)
There is an Ocean (1970)
They Live (1988)
They Made Me A Criminal (1939)
They Made Me A Killer (1946)
They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968)
They Won’t Forget (1937)
Thief (1981)
The Thing from Another World (1951)
The Thing (1982)
a/k/a John Carpenter’s The Thing
The Thing (2011)
Things to Come (1936)
The Third Man (1949)
–30– (1959)
The 30-Foot Bride of Candy Rock (1959)
This Beautiful Fantastic (2016)
This Time Away (2019)
Threads (1984)
Three Blondes in His Life (1961)
Three Colors: Red (1994)
The Three Musketeers (1973)
Three on a Match (1932)
Three Steps North (1951)
3:10 to Yuma (1957)
Threshold of Tomorrow (1964)
The Thrill Seekers (1963)
a/k/a Gutter Girls
a/k/a The Yellow Teddy Bears
Thriller (1983)
Through the Magic Pyramid (1981)
a/k/a The Time Crystal
a/k/a Tut and Tuttle
Thumbsucker (2005)
Thunder in the City (1937)
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974)
Thunderpants (2004)
…Tick… Tick… Tick… (1970)
Ticker (2001)
Time Bandits (1981)
Time Barbarians (1990)
Time Chasers (1994)
The Time Crystal (1981)
a/k/a Through the Magic Pyramid
a/k/a Tut and Tuttle
The Time Guardian (1987)
Time Lapse (2014)
The Time Machine (1960)
Time Travelers (1976)
The Time Traveler’s Wife (2009)
Timecop (1994)
Timecrimes (2007)
TimeQuest (2000)
Timescape (1992)
a/k/a The Grand Tour
Times Square (1980)
Timestalkers (1987)
The Tingler (1959)
Tiny on Nightline (1993)
Tiny: The Life of Erin Blackwell (2016)
Tiptoes (2003)
Titanic II (2010)
To Be Takei (2014)
To Live (1994)
Tomorrow I’ll Get Up and Scald Myself with Tea (1977)
Tommy (1975)
Tongues (2016)
Toni Erdmann (2016, on DVD)
Toni Erdmann (2016, streaming)
Tonight for Sure (1962)
Top Hat (1935)
Top Secret (1984)
Touch of Evil (1958)
Touchez pas au grisbi (1954)
a/k/a Hands Off the Loot
a/k/a Honour Among Thieves
Tower Heist (2011)
The Towering Inferno (1974)
Toys (1992)
Trans-Atlantic Tunnel (1935)
TransSiberian (2008)
Trash (2014)
The Tree of Life (2011)
The Trial (1962)
The Train (1964)
Tremors (1990)
The Trick (2021)
The Trip (1967)
A Trip to the Moon (1902)
Troll (1985)
Troll 2 (1990)
Troll Hunter (2010)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Le Trou (1960)
a/k/a The Hole
a/k/a The Night Watch
Trouble in Paradise (1932)
Truck Turner (1974)
True Grit (1969)
True Lies (1994)
True Romance (1993)
Truly Madly Deeply (1990)
The Truman Show (1997)
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
Tugboat Annie (1933)
Tunnel Vision (2023)
Tuff Turf (1985)
Turkey Shoot (1981)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
a/k/a The Man Who Saved the World
Tut and Tuttle (1981)
a/k/a Through the Magic Pyramid
a/k/a The Time Crystal
12 Monkeys (1995)
12:01 (1993)
20th Century Women (2016)
25th Hour (2002)
28 Days Later (2002)
28 Weeks Later (2007)
Twister (1989)
Twister (1996)
200 Motels (1971)
Two-Lane Blacktop (1971)
Two on a Guillotine (1965)
2,000 Mules (2022)
2001: A Space Odyssey (1969)
2010: The Year We Make Contact (1984)
The Twonky (1953)
The UFO Incident (1975)
UHF (1989)
Ulysses (1967)
The Umbrella (2016)
Unashamed: A Romance (1938)
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
The Unbelievable Truth (1989)
Undertow (1949)
The Unholy Three (1930)
The Unknown (1927)
The Unknown Marx Brothers (1993)
Unknown Origin (1995)
a/k/a The Alien Within
Unknown World (1957)
The Unnatural (2010)
The Unseen (1945)
Upstream Color (2013)
Upstream Color (2013)
Upworld (1990)
a/k/a A Gnome Named Gnorm
Us (2019)
V for Vendetta (2006)
The Valley of Gwangi (1969)
Vampyr (1932)
The Vanishing Fiancée (1978)
a/k/a The Green Room
Vanishing Point (1971)
Vargtimmen (1968)
a/k/a Hour of the Wolf
The Vast of Night (2019)
The Veldt (1979)
Victim (1961)
Videodrome (1983)
Village of the Damned (1995)
The Vindicator (1986)
Virgin Cheerleaders in Chains (2018)
The Visitor (1978)
Voodoo Man (1934)
Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984)
a/k/a Let’s Dance Tonight
Voyage to the End of the Universe (1963)
a/k/a/ Ikarie XB 1 (1963)
Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (1965)
Voodoo (2010)
Voodoo Lounge Live (1994)
Waco: Rules of Engagement (1997)
The Wages of Fear (1952)
Wagon Master (1950)
Wake in Fright (1970)
Wake Up and Dream (1946)
Walkabout (1971)
Walker (1987)
The Walking Target (1960)
Wall-E (2008)
Wanda (1970)
Wanda Nevada (1979)
Wanton Want (2021)
The War Game (1966)
WarGames (1983)
Warlords of the Twenty-First Century (1982)
a/k/a Battletruck
a/k/a Destructors
Warm Bodies (2013)
Warning Sign (1985)
The Warriors (1979)
The Wasp Woman (1959)
Waterloo Bridge (1931)
Waterworld (1995)
Wavelength (1967)
We Are the Best! (2013)
We Steal Secrets: The Story of Wikileaks (2013)
The Weapon (1956)
The Weavers: Wasn’t That a Time (1981)
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)
Weird Woman (1944)
Welcome to New Orleans (2006)
Wendigo (2001)
West of Zanzibar (1928)
What Price Crime (1935)
What Price Vengeance (1937)
What Waits Below (1984)
What We Do Is Secret (2007)
What We Left Unfinished (2019)
What’s Love Got to Do with It (1993)
What’s Up, Doc? (1972)
Wheels (2016)
When It Rains (1995)
When Ladies Meet (1933)
When the Clock Strikes (1961)
When Worlds Collide (1951)
Where East is East (1929)
Where Have All the People Gone (1974)
Where the Wild Things Are (2009)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
The Whip (2024)
The Whistle at Eaton Falls (1951)
The White Buffalo (1977)
White Dog (1981)
White Lotus (first season, 2021)
White Lotus (second season, 2022)
White Men Can’t Jump (1992)
Who Are You, Polly Maggoo? (1966)
Who Farted? (2019)
Who Is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe? (1978)
Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
Who Killed Pasolini? (1995)
Who Killed Teddy Bear? (1965)
The Whole Shootin’ Match (1978)
The Whole Wide World (1996)
Who’s Minding the Mint? (1966)
Who’s That Girl? (1987)
Why I love Shoplifting from Big Corporations (2007)
Why Shoot the Teacher (1977)
Wicked Stepmother (1989)
The Wicker Man (1973)
Wilcox (2019)
Wild Boys of the Road (1933)
The Wild Bunch (1969)
Wild for Kicks (1959)
a/k/a Beat Girl
Wild Guitar (1962)
Wild Style (1982)
Willie Dynamite (1973)
The Willmar 8 (1981)
Wings of Desire (1987)
Winter Kills (1979)
Winter Soldier (1972)
Wiretapper (1955)
Wisconsin Death Trip (1999)
Wishman (1983)
The Witch Who Came from the Sea (1976)
Witchcraft Through the Ages (1922)
a/k/a Häxan
Within Our Gates (1920)
The Wiz (1978)
The Wizard of Mars (1965)
a/k/a Horrors of the Red Planet
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988)
The Wobblies (1979)
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
The Woman in Red (1978)
Woman on the Run (1950)
A Woman Under the Influence (1974)
Wonder Woman (1974)
Wonder Women (1973)
Wonderwall (1968)
Woodstock: 3 Days of Peace & Music (1970)
World for Ransom (1954)
The World Gone Mad (1933)
World on a Wire (1973)
The World, the Flesh, and the Devil (1959)
The World’s End (2013)
World’s Greatest Dad (2009)
The Wrecking Crew (1968)
The Wrestler (2008)
The Wrong Guy (1997)
Wrong is Right (1982)
WVLNT: Wavelength for Those Who Don’t Have the Time (2003)
Xanadu (1980)
Xtro (1982)
Y2K: The Movie (1999)
a/k/a Countdown to Chaos
The Yearling (1946)
The Yellow Teddy Bears (1963)
a/k/a Gutter Girls
a/k/a The Thrill Seekers
Yes, God, Yes (2020)
The Yesterday Machine (1963)
You Can’t Take It With You (1938)
Young Adult (2011)
The YouTube Effect (2022)
Your Ticket is No Longer Valid (1981)
Youth of the Beast (1963)
Zaat (1972)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Zardoz (1974)
Zardoz (1974)
Zero Effect (1997)
Zero Effect (2002)
Zero for Conduct (1933)
Zero Hour! (1957)
Zodiac (2007)
The Zone of Interest (2023)
Zontar, the Thing from Venus (1966)
Movies, A-E Movies, F-J Movies, K-N
Movies, O-S Movies, T-Z